{"product_id":"disappointing-affirmations-deck","title":"Disappointing Affirmations Deck","description":"\u003cp\u003eNational bestselling author Dave Tarnowski, the visionary behind the 2.4-million+ follower @DisappointingAffirmations Instagram account, presents a life-changing* deck of hilariously realistic affirmation cards that offer guidance and sympathetic wisdom for a disappointing world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*your results may vary\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eToxic positivity is a drag. Failure is always an option. Use these affirmation cards to find clear-eyed, realistic inspiration and motivation to cut through the bullshit, get things done, or don't. Select a card daily, weekly, or moment-by-moment as the need arises, for such guidance as:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou will get through this, I promise you. \/ You don’t really have a choice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou are good enough. \/ Not the best, but you’ll do.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWherever you go, there you are. \/ The same bundle of neuroses, just in a different location.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNeed a break but can’t get away? \/ Go on a spiral.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMove the fuck on already.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy do something today when you can make it future you's problem? Maybe you need to accept yourself for the hot mess that you are? Or hear that the bare minimum is sometimes good enough? These cards are here to help.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Macmillan Publishers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56511519654267,"sku":"27044","price":15.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1264\/3199\/files\/9781797236926_1748595229.jpg?v=1792164597","url":"https:\/\/prettyshinyshop.com\/products\/disappointing-affirmations-deck","provider":"Pretty Shiny Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}